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Dick Jumprope
A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope
Dick Jumprope by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 16, 2009
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Louisana Jumprope
When you're doing someone from behind, and you pull out their large intestine. Different from the pink slip because, when the intestine is out, you swing your hips in a gyrating motion, as if it were a jumprope.
"Holy shit! I was doing her from behind, and when I pulled out, everything came with it! We even played Louisana Jumprope!"
Louisana Jumprope by DoktorSulfonic March 15, 2013
jumprope christmas
Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.
jumprope christmas by Albiesaurus Rex March 12, 2008
sparkle jumprope queen
sparkle jumprope queen by ultimatecoochiedestroyer5 June 25, 2021
Jumprope
Albert Einstein is sure the stick and stone is the weapon of the future. The jumprope is likely one word and essentially the stick and stone.
Go get you a vine from the jungle, and tie two rocks to it for grips, and call it a jumprope; and start training, for the mutants are coming from the West.
Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.
Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.
Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
Jumprope by Skippystein June 25, 2024
Jumpophilia
Jumpophilia
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
Example in a sentence:
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
Jumpophilia by Dannocj7 May 21, 2025
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026