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Dick Jumprope
A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope
Dick Jumprope by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 16, 2009
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Louisana Jumprope
When you're doing someone from behind, and you pull out their large intestine. Different from the pink slip because, when the intestine is out, you swing your hips in a gyrating motion, as if it were a jumprope.
"Holy shit! I was doing her from behind, and when I pulled out, everything came with it! We even played Louisana Jumprope!"
Louisana Jumprope by DoktorSulfonic March 15, 2013
jumprope christmas
Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.
jumprope christmas by Albiesaurus Rex March 12, 2008
sparkle jumprope queen
sparkle jumprope queen by ultimatecoochiedestroyer5 June 25, 2021
Jumprope
Albert Einstein is sure the stick and stone is the weapon of the future. The jumprope is likely one word and essentially the stick and stone.
Go get you a vine from the jungle, and tie two rocks to it for grips, and call it a jumprope; and start training, for the mutants are coming from the West.
Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.
Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.
Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
Jumprope by Skippystein June 25, 2024
Jumpophilia
Jumpophilia
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
Example in a sentence:
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
Jumpophilia by Dannocj7 May 21, 2025
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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