Jumpophilia 

Jumpophilia
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/

Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.

Related Conditions:

Bouncewatcher Syndrome

Lycra Fixation Disorder

Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)

Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.

Example in a sentence:
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."

Jumpophilia by Dannocj7 May 21, 2025

Japophilia 

See wapanese. A form of francophilia practiced amongst the less educated or pretentious. The phenomena is reffered to as "Transferred Nationalism" by Orwell in his "Notes on Nationalism." Specific to japophilia, this typically entails an irrational love for all things japanese including anime, martial arts, and yellow fever. Most people consider it odd that japophiles have rarely visited Japan itself, but it is actually this seperation that makes it easy for them to commit the intellectual suicide necessary to believe in Japan's superiority.

"Boy, John has a bad case of japophilia." "Yeah, its disgusting."

Japophilia by doublethink October 20, 2005