Jumpophilia
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
noun /ˌjʌmpəˈfɪliə/
Definition:
A strangely specific obsession characterized by an intense fascination with watching people jump rope—particularly captivated not by the athleticism, but by the hypnotic rhythm of their nether regions bouncing subtly (or dramatically) through clothing.
Related Conditions:
Bouncewatcher Syndrome
Lycra Fixation Disorder
Rhythmic Apparel Perception Obsession (RAPO)
Warning:
Side effects may include excessive lurking near cardio areas, pretending to stretch while filming TikToks, and an unexplainable interest in slow-motion video filters.
Example in a sentence:
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
"Ever since he joined the gym, Derek's developed a serious case of jumpophilia. He claims it’s about ‘technique,’ but he hasn’t blinked since the warm-up started."
by Dannocj7 May 21, 2025