A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope
by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 17, 2009
When you're doing someone from behind, and you pull out their large intestine. Different from the pink slip because, when the intestine is out, you swing your hips in a gyrating motion, as if it were a jumprope.
"Holy shit! I was doing her from behind, and when I pulled out, everything came with it! We even played Louisana Jumprope!"
by DoktorSulfonic March 14, 2013
Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.
by Albiesaurus Rex March 12, 2008
by ultimatecoochiedestroyer5 June 26, 2021
Albert Einstein is sure the stick and stone is the weapon of the future. The jumprope is likely one word and essentially the stick and stone.
Go get you a vine from the jungle, and tie two rocks to it for grips, and call it a jumprope; and start training, for the mutants are coming from the West.
Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.
Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.
Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
by Skippystein June 25, 2024