Jumprope

Albert Einstein is sure the stick and stone is the weapon of the future. The jumprope is likely one word and essentially the stick and stone.
Go get you a vine from the jungle, and tie two rocks to it for grips, and call it a jumprope; and start training, for the mutants are coming from the West.

Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope.
Woman 1: No problem Joe.

Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds
Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.
by Skippystein June 25, 2024
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Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.
That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.
by Skippystein June 25, 2024
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