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jeptember 

when your favorite spoon next to your fork with a dent that’s under the knife with a red handle in your left kitchen drawer has ptsd from to much paparazzi
“No sorry you cant use that spoon. It has serious jeptember.”
jeptember by jurch February 9, 2022
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Old German word meaning happy drunken man. Depicts lineage from the Juetland peninsula in Denmark.
That dude got all juetten at the party
Juetten by Jutang March 12, 2011
the combination of jumpy and turnt caused by drinking to take the edge off cocaine induced anxiety
He liked her because she was confident yet laid back but it turned out she was just jumpt
Jumpt by madethisjustforjumpt July 16, 2018

Jugeptuable 

adj.
Describing the traits of a person who denies science/any form of logic in an effort to cling to dogmatic beliefs.
The jugeptuable girl raised her hand and told the class why they were wrong, because they didn't beleive what she did.
Jugeptuable by Jumping Jehosaphet January 18, 2006
Exclamation often heard in Colombia, Venezuela, and some other parts of Latin America; especially in music (Cumbia and Vallenato). Means something like "woohoo!".. an exclamation of delight.
"Juepa Je!! Viva Colombia!!"
JUEPA JE by M.L. in S.F. November 30, 2005

The Jeptha 

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
The Jeptha by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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