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September 17
“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022
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September 14
Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019
September 25th
The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.
“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”
September 25th by Kid who cares October 18, 2019
September 18
People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy.
John: “yo Kevin is amazing! He’s so good at everything!”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”
September 18 by Defiiiner October 18, 2019
September 19th
The greatest day of all time
If you're born on this day you're truly special
Everyone likes you and wants to be your friend
Go thank your mom
And tell her she's a great woman
If you're born on this day you're truly special
Everyone likes you and wants to be your friend
Go thank your mom
And tell her she's a great woman
September 19th by DanielisNarwhal October 15, 2019
September 18
September 18 by The most ACCURATE definitions December 8, 2020