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Jeptha's are usually very unique. If you ever find a jeptha keep him forever because you will not find one like him ever again. Jeptha's have the best personality ever. Jeptha's try a little to hard to fit in with the other guys, and usually are influenced by the not so good men. If they do follow what they really wanna do they will find it so much easier to go through life. Jeptha's usually have brown hair or are gingers with blue and green eyes. Their great at accomplishing life so hold on to them. Their usually pretty fit and are great at sports. Theirs alot to be said about jeptha's ,but i cannot write a whole book.
High school girl: did you see that hot guy on insta the other day. Friend: yeah he is so hot.... He doesnt admit it though even though he is. High school girl: i know right he like always says how ugly he is when he is not! He is also really good at sports. I think his name is jeptha. Friend : that's a hot name
Jeptha by Bourneidentity March 26, 2018
Words you can keep
A really good coach
Hey ur such a Jeptha.
jeptha by Ehdgdhsjajakasjsj October 26, 2017
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The Jeptha 

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"

The Jeptha by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009

jethalal 

GOAT of Hindi Entertainment Television.
Has phenomenal acting skills with eye catching and funny expressions.
He is the synonym of G.O.A.T
Only clowns will say him overrated 🤡
Virat Kohli is the Jethalal of Cricket
jethalal by TMKOC fan June 30, 2021

Jephania 

Unrequited love. Soulmates. Lovers connected at the soul level but never quite connecting on earth.
The lovers longed to be together but circumstances of their lives prevented that from happening. It was a case of Jephania.

They were desperately in love but they lived on opposite coasts and both had children. Jephania prevented them from fulfilling their dreams.
Jephania by Indisposed July 29, 2011

jepha howard 

The amazing, beautiful, hilarious bassist of The Used. He was the singer before Bert came along (thank god he did). he has 15 piecings. full name: Jepharee Howard. called Jeph or for the cool people Jepha. he wears amazing red pants on occasion with a snazzy fedora. i saw him live and maaan was it great, i recommend it =] He has a cute dog named Zelda, and does amazingly hilarious youtube videos with his partner in crime, Quinn Allman. i recommend watching the Wiztards cleaning service, jeph games, and the dvd trailer videos from their youtube channel.
Jepha howard:"you have to find basses made with the best material like woods. but i have a petrfied moonrock bass from an asteroid. Pekowwwww!" Quinn:"you sound like a cougar"
jepha howard by smarter?shazaaaam. October 29, 2007

JetThatGuy

A real creepy frickin nonce that likes to touch himself whenever in 30 miles of a childrens playgrounds
aww sorry man i gotta pull a jetthatguy real quick we just entered radius OWOWOWOWWOWO
JetThatGuy by BumFunBoy September 25, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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