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jeptember 

when your favorite spoon next to your fork with a dent that’s under the knife with a red handle in your left kitchen drawer has ptsd from to much paparazzi
“No sorry you cant use that spoon. It has serious jeptember.”
jeptember by jurch February 9, 2022
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The Jeptha 

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
The Jeptha by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009
Jeptha's are usually very unique. If you ever find a jeptha keep him forever because you will not find one like him ever again. Jeptha's have the best personality ever. Jeptha's try a little to hard to fit in with the other guys, and usually are influenced by the not so good men. If they do follow what they really wanna do they will find it so much easier to go through life. Jeptha's usually have brown hair or are gingers with blue and green eyes. Their great at accomplishing life so hold on to them. Their usually pretty fit and are great at sports. Theirs alot to be said about jeptha's ,but i cannot write a whole book.
High school girl: did you see that hot guy on insta the other day. Friend: yeah he is so hot.... He doesnt admit it though even though he is. High school girl: i know right he like always says how ugly he is when he is not! He is also really good at sports. I think his name is jeptha. Friend : that's a hot name
Jeptha by Bourneidentity March 26, 2018

Jeptopia 

The state of conscioucness a woman enters on her fourth and subsuquent orgasm.
OMG, OMG, I am in Jeptopia she screamed out in a primal cry as she began her fourth orgasm of the evening.
Jeptopia by Jeptron December 10, 2011

JepTheGoat

The biggest chad on the planet, and is the reason life exists as it is.
JepTheGoat is so sexy that he is the reason global warming is happening
JepTheGoat by Pickleman749372o March 25, 2022
Jepte is handsome and humble. This person is born to be love by Ellah.
Jepte is pogi plus cute.
jepte by Ell ✔️ June 8, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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