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To be so overwhelmed with thoughts you get a headache
Sorry, can't talk right now, I have jept
Jept by Gemstone Studios March 26, 2020
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jeptember 

when your favorite spoon next to your fork with a dent that’s under the knife with a red handle in your left kitchen drawer has ptsd from to much paparazzi
“No sorry you cant use that spoon. It has serious jeptember.”
jeptember by jurch February 9, 2022
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The Jeptha 

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"

The Jeptha by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009
Jeptha's are usually very unique. If you ever find a jeptha keep him forever because you will not find one like him ever again. Jeptha's have the best personality ever. Jeptha's try a little to hard to fit in with the other guys, and usually are influenced by the not so good men. If they do follow what they really wanna do they will find it so much easier to go through life. Jeptha's usually have brown hair or are gingers with blue and green eyes. Their great at accomplishing life so hold on to them. Their usually pretty fit and are great at sports. Theirs alot to be said about jeptha's ,but i cannot write a whole book.
High school girl: did you see that hot guy on insta the other day. Friend: yeah he is so hot.... He doesnt admit it though even though he is. High school girl: i know right he like always says how ugly he is when he is not! He is also really good at sports. I think his name is jeptha. Friend : that's a hot name
Jeptha by Bourneidentity March 26, 2018

Jeptopia 

The state of conscioucness a woman enters on her fourth and subsuquent orgasm.
OMG, OMG, I am in Jeptopia she screamed out in a primal cry as she began her fourth orgasm of the evening.
Jeptopia by Jeptron December 10, 2011

JepTheGoat

The biggest chad on the planet, and is the reason life exists as it is.
JepTheGoat is so sexy that he is the reason global warming is happening
JepTheGoat by Pickleman749372o March 25, 2022
Jepte is handsome and humble. This person is born to be love by Ellah.
Jepte is pogi plus cute.
jepte by Ell ✔️ June 8, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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