when your favorite spoon next to your fork with a dent that’s under the knife with a red handle in your left kitchen drawer has ptsd from to much paparazzi
“No sorry you cantuse that spoon. It has serious jeptember.”
A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
Jeptha's are usually very unique. If you ever find a jeptha keep him forever because you will not find one like him ever again. Jeptha's have the best personality ever. Jeptha's try a little to hard to fit in with the other guys, and usually are influenced by the not so good men. If they do follow what they really wanna do they will find it so much easier to go through life. Jeptha's usually have brown hair or are gingers with blue and green eyes. Their great at accomplishing life so hold on to them. Their usually pretty fit and are great at sports. Theirs alot to be said about jeptha's ,but i cannot write a whole book.
High school girl: did you see that hot guy on insta the other day. Friend: yeah he is so hot.... He doesnt admit it though even though he is. High school girl: i know right he like always says how ugly he is when he is not! He is also really good at sports. I think his name is jeptha. Friend : that's a hot name
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*