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jonking
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
jocking my style
jocking my style by Wishful Thinking October 7, 2005
almond joying
almond joying by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014
just joking
Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
just joking by july72011 July 7, 2011
Joking my ass
Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
Joking my ass by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022
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