Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.
Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.
Boy: Just joking...
by july72011 July 7, 2011
1. A term coined by Anna, it allows the person to freely say how they feel about something that might be to rude or controversial. It is then said with hesitation after the statement you have made so that people do not get offended.
1. You look really pretty today.....................*sigh* JUST JOKES
2. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOUR HAIR IS SO YUK ............................. *sigh* JUST JOKES
3. You look really fat........................................ *interuption by 3rd party to avoid conflict* SHES JUST JOKING.
2. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOUR HAIR IS SO YUK ............................. *sigh* JUST JOKES
3. You look really fat........................................ *interuption by 3rd party to avoid conflict* SHES JUST JOKING.
by clickclack July 30, 2008
When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.
by Daralewis May 9, 2019
the thing you tell the principal when you type into google download hentai free on a school account.
by literallynobody October 22, 2020
Definition #1:
An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.
Definition #2:
An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.
Definition #2:
An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
Example #1
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz September 16, 2017
Another way to say "I'm a dick," used by said dick to paint a person's reaction to a distasteful joke as unreasonable/
I have no respect for peoples' identity, culture, or feelings, but I don't want to face the consequences of that lack of respect, so I'll simply say, "It's just a joke."
by Intelleblue May 12, 2021
Three words that kids always use as an excuse to allowing shooters (but that won't work at all because it's still not allowed).
by Unlord123 May 25, 2019