Jouks

To Commit a robbery in a fast,sudden movement to evade retaliation.

"Yo,Ima catch a JOUKS real quick, be right back"

Jouks by Big Jims August 7, 2007

devil's jockstrap 

Something that smells atrocious.

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!

devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

jouska

jouska

(n)
a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

origin: unknown

"i often ponder if other people jouska as much as i do"

jouska by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019

denver jockstrap 

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.

The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.

denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006

jack in the jocks 

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).

1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.

jack in the jocks by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

juoksukaljat

Grab n' go beers. Popular sport in Finland.

In short: Grabbing beercans from local grocery store and leaving (running) without paying.
Juoksukaljat in english literally means runbeers. The word "juoksu" (run) comes from the style: in order to escape you have to run.
How it works:
1. Enter a grocery store where you wont usually go (the cashier doesnt recognize you)
2. Cover your face
3. Grab a sixpack or larger (NOTE: try to grab one with a HANDLE because then you can grab two sixpacks or even more.
4. Run through the cash desk as fast as you can.
5. Someone needs to be at door to open it for you
6. ???
7. Profit

This is art in Finland

Ei vittu, Make kuulemma otti juoksukaljat ja jäi kiinni.

Hyvät juoksukaljat otin tänään. Yhteensä 12 tölkkiä.

juoksukaljat by KelpoTietaja April 25, 2017