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Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.
As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009
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Scud Jotter 

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
Scud Jotter by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015
A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.
Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...

Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...
Jottsie by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

shotty no jotty 

slang for saying "Shotgun no Joust", which means to call the front passenger seat in a car
shotty no jotty by P-Bau November 6, 2006

jet jotter 

The Longmeadow High School newspaper. Often times called "the Jot" for short.
"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"
jet jotter by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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