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Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.
As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009
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Scud Jotter 

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
Scud Jotter by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

jet jotter 

The Longmeadow High School newspaper. Often times called "the Jot" for short.
"Did you read that new article in the Jet Jotter?"
"Yeah- Reading about the dedication ceremony to the new high school building was awesome!"
jet jotter by LongmeadowLancers November 8, 2013

knob jostler 

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game
Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!
knob jostler by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018
The name for any bottle of alcohol, replacing the "b" with a "j".
Jack: Hey man, did you pick up a jottle?
Jose: Naw, we're gonna go get the jottle and then go jarty!
Jottle by microspasticated April 25, 2009
The principal of advancing ones self by destroying others in regards to careers and egos.
#1: Dick is part of a large team, but he doesn’t care who he jostles to advance himself further along in the company.

#2: Mary is such a jostler, did you hear how she got Kris fired!?

#3 Harry and Dick didn’t feel like waiting in line so they simply jostled their way to the front of it.
Jostler by Jostler October 17, 2006
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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