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A Jophus is a skater that rips on the guitar. A Jophus is really laid back and does not give a shit what others think. Most Jophus's can be found wearing red shoes with black pants and a beanie type hat. The original Jophus was found in Wilkes Barre PA, pulling pranks and taggin friends.

Man look at this skater he's a wanna be Jophus

Jophus by bag-o-donuts June 9, 2009

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jophis

a way to say Joseph that may piss him off.

me: hey jophis!
him: stop fucking calling me that.

he may get used to it after time though.

jophis by rilo-g October 25, 2015

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Jophes

Your Jophes is the person that turns you bright red when you see them in the hallway. You’ve known since the day you first saw them that they would be yours forever. They are you true love❤️

Oh. My. Gosh. It’s my jophes!!
Heyyy Jophes!

Jophes by Litjam11 May 28, 2018

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Joshusmustyhaircut

A swag person

“Hey do you like joshusmustyhaircut”
“Ew emo ***”

Joshusmustyhaircut by Totally_notjoshu420 February 22, 2021

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joshus

half smarty-pants, half obnoxious but good with numbers.

I argued the statistics of the team, but then i got joshused by the coach.

joshus by Harls August 1, 2007

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jophes

Jophes is your true love, and will be forever. Your Jophes will treat you like a queen. When you find your Jophes, you’ll know instantly that you’ll want to spend your life with them. You cannot live without your Jophes!

Oh, is that your Jophes??
Ooh!! There goes your Jophes!!

jophes by Peef10 March 25, 2018

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Jopus

Judgmental but loyal. Also, Commander of the 9th Legion.

I’ve met a lot of people, but Jopus here is quite the prize!

Jopus by Wildermort July 12, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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