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A Jophus is a skater that rips on the guitar. A Jophus is really laid back and does not give a shit what others think. Most Jophus's can be found wearing red shoes with black pants and a beanie type hat. The original Jophus was found in Wilkes Barre PA, pulling pranks and taggin friends.
Man look at this skater he's a wanna be Jophus
Jophus by bag-o-donuts June 9, 2009
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a way to say Joseph that may piss him off.
me: hey jophis!
him: stop fucking calling me that.

he may get used to it after time though.
jophis by rilo-g October 25, 2015
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Your Jophes is the person that turns you bright red when you see them in the hallway. You’ve known since the day you first saw them that they would be yours forever. They are you true love❤️
Oh. My. Gosh. It’s my jophes!!
Heyyy Jophes!
Jophes by Litjam11 May 28, 2018

Joshusmustyhaircut 

“Hey do you like joshusmustyhaircut”
Ew emo ***”
half smarty-pants, half obnoxious but good with numbers.
I argued the statistics of the team, but then i got joshused by the coach.
joshus by Harls August 1, 2007
Jophes is your true love, and will be forever. Your Jophes will treat you like a queen. When you find your Jophes, you’ll know instantly that you’ll want to spend your life with them. You cannot live without your Jophes!
Oh, is that your Jophes??
Ooh!! There goes your Jophes!!
jophes by Peef10 March 25, 2018
Judgmental but loyal. Also, Commander of the 9th Legion.
I’ve met a lot of people, but Jopus here is quite the prize!
Jopus by Wildermort July 12, 2021
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