Jophes

Your Jophes is the person that turns you bright red when you see them in the hallway. You’ve known since the day you first saw them that they would be yours forever. They are you true love❤️

Oh. My. Gosh. It’s my jophes!!
Heyyy Jophes!

by Litjam11 May 28, 2018

jophes

Jophes is your true love, and will be forever. Your Jophes will treat you like a queen. When you find your Jophes, you’ll know instantly that you’ll want to spend your life with them. You cannot live without your Jophes!

Oh, is that your Jophes??
Ooh!! There goes your Jophes!!

by Peef10 March 25, 2018

jopression

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

jopestick

Slang word used to refer to the male penis.

Touch my jopestick!!

by Matt Fields December 21, 2004

jophis

a way to say Joseph that may piss him off.

me: hey jophis!
him: stop fucking calling me that.

he may get used to it after time though.

by rilo-g October 25, 2015

Jophus

A Jophus is a skater that rips on the guitar. A Jophus is really laid back and does not give a shit what others think. Most Jophus's can be found wearing red shoes with black pants and a beanie type hat. The original Jophus was found in Wilkes Barre PA, pulling pranks and taggin friends.

Man look at this skater he's a wanna be Jophus

by bag-o-donuts June 9, 2009

Jophsy

Jophsy is such a kind and caring person.
she’ll put you before herself any day. she’s beautiful and has the cutest laugh ever. if you ever talked to her you’d fall in love. she’ll always cares about your feelings. you’ll be lucky if you ever meet her. she has an adorable smile. everything about her is just so perfect. i love you Jophsy<3.

friend: “hey have you met Jophsy.??”
me: “yeh she’s the best.!!”

by them, January 26, 2022