Jophes 

Your Jophes is the person that turns you bright red when you see them in the hallway. You’ve known since the day you first saw them that they would be yours forever. They are you true love❤️

Oh. My. Gosh. It’s my jophes!!
Heyyy Jophes!

Jophes by Litjam11 May 28, 2018

jophes 

Jophes is your true love, and will be forever. Your Jophes will treat you like a queen. When you find your Jophes, you’ll know instantly that you’ll want to spend your life with them. You cannot live without your Jophes!

Oh, is that your Jophes??
Ooh!! There goes your Jophes!!

jophes by Peef10 March 25, 2018

jopression 

Being depressed because of your job or events relating to your job.

Everything in Jeff's life was great, but he had trouble focusing on his life as he was so consumed by his job caused depression. Jeff had jopression and it was making him suicidal. No matter how good or bad things were in his life outside of work, he was consumed by the feelings of hopelessness his job gave him. If left untreated it would destroy all the good things in his life and lead to full blown depression.

jopression by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

jopestick

Slang word used to refer to the male penis.

Touch my jopestick!!

jopestick by Matt Fields December 21, 2004

jophis 

a way to say Joseph that may piss him off.

me: hey jophis!
him: stop fucking calling me that.

he may get used to it after time though.

jophis by rilo-g October 25, 2015

Jophus 

A Jophus is a skater that rips on the guitar. A Jophus is really laid back and does not give a shit what others think. Most Jophus's can be found wearing red shoes with black pants and a beanie type hat. The original Jophus was found in Wilkes Barre PA, pulling pranks and taggin friends.

Man look at this skater he's a wanna be Jophus

Jophus by bag-o-donuts June 9, 2009

The Joshes 

A group of guys that come in your home while you may be at work, outside in the yard, or even inside your own home that disguise themselves with their surrounding areas to blend in with the current environment in order to take advantage of your significant other.

Her: I wonder when "The Joshes" will be here. My boyfriend is downstairs cleaning the garage.

The Joshes by JONinPCOLA July 7, 2020