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A joomt is a silly word that came from the Silly Squad Anonymous Confessions. Joomt, meaning you die for 9928273737 minutes because of how funny it is.
Person 1: Joomt
Person 2: AGAHEMKDSMBSDNSHSHSHSHSNSNXNXMDMDKSKSJS Joomt HSNSNDNDNDBRBRKDN6/6272&3’en
Joomt by trexterz December 4, 2023
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What people call Jotaro from JoJos Bizarre Adventures for some reason
Person 1: Who’s your favorite JoJo?
Person 2: Joot Is definitely the most badass JoJo which proves he’s the best JoJo.
Joot by Slick_One81 September 9, 2020
Related Words
Joomt Joost joot Joom Jooty joosted jooter jomter Jooma joomba
Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.
Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.
Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018
A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.
I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeño on my jootsie
Jootsie by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021

Joot Rod 

A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.

A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.

That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?

He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
Joot Rod by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011

jooty booty 

Jooty: Juggs(Tits)
Booty: Butt
Jooty Booty: Hot Body, Kickin Body
1. "That bitch has some jooty booty"
2. "Yo Son, let's go to the party over PJ's."
"Is there vagority of jooty booties?"
"Word son, it's PJ's party. There are bunch of GP's(Guaranteed pussy)"
jooty booty by HK Turbo April 29, 2008
A “joonti” is classified as a roast beef looking moot. Otherwise known as the female genitalia. A “joonti” can also be described as a juntu McMuntu depending on the tribal of the individual in question.
Bro did you see that chick last night! She had the fattest joonti on her tg my boy. Ate it like some roast beef
joonti by #trotsznboyz July 16, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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