Joomt
A joomt is a silly word that came from the Silly Squad Anonymous Confessions. Joomt, meaning you die for 9928273737 minutes because of how funny it is.
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Joot
Person 1: Who’s your favorite JoJo?
Person 2: Joot Is definitely the most badass JoJo which proves he’s the best JoJo.
Person 2: Joot Is definitely the most badass JoJo which proves he’s the best JoJo.
Joot by Slick_One81 September 9, 2020
Joot Rod
A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
Joot Rod by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011
jooty booty
1. "That bitch has some jooty booty"
2. "Yo Son, let's go to the party over PJ's."
"Is there vagority of jooty booties?"
"Word son, it's PJ's party. There are bunch of GP's(Guaranteed pussy)"
2. "Yo Son, let's go to the party over PJ's."
"Is there vagority of jooty booties?"
"Word son, it's PJ's party. There are bunch of GP's(Guaranteed pussy)"
jooty booty by HK Turbo April 29, 2008
joonti
A “joonti” is classified as a roast beef looking moot. Otherwise known as the female genitalia. A “joonti” can also be described as a juntu McMuntu depending on the tribal of the individual in question.
“Bro did you see that chick last night! She had the fattest joonti on her tg my boy. Ate it like some roast beef”
joonti by #trotsznboyz July 16, 2021
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