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A “joonti” is classified as a roast beef looking moot. Otherwise known as the female genitalia. A “joonti” can also be described as a juntu McMuntu depending on the tribal of the individual in question.

“Bro did you see that chick last night! She had the fattest joonti on her tg my boy. Ate it like some roast beef”

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joonie

literally the bestest human in existence.

joonie is such a wholesome man!

joonie by beauty and the 69 beasts April 26, 2019

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Joonie

How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.

anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*

Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018

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jooniophile

(𝘯.) one who loves kim namjoon, a namjoon-lover. someone who finds joy and peace of mind with namjoon.

-𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 (𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘮) comes from latin, meaning "loving", or "friend".

comes from the words pluviophile (rain-lover) or selenophile (moon-lover).

i am a jooniophile, i will love and support namjoon forever!!

jooniophile by joonizzle August 23, 2019

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Joosting

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.

"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"

Joosting by Known2Bite June 16, 2020

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Joonited States of America

Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.

Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!

Joonited States of America by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006

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jeontiddies

Jeon Jungkook's tiddies

"Man! Jeontiddies are putting namtiddies in danger!

jeontiddies by pik_seonghwass December 20, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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