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The extra ordinary the stunning the angel and most creative person.

She got the magic in her hands.

Midas touch ✂️👗
Basically, All in one
You are such a jomter! Z
jomter by kenspens November 23, 2021
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A smart, active and serious guy who loves to roam and play outside all the time.

Chilling inside but roaring outside.
Don't mess with Jomer or else you'll mess with a dragon.
Jomer by noeladna19 November 20, 2019

Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.
As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.
Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Scud Jotter 

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
Scud Jotter by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015
Homeroom in Spanish with a ridiculously cool accent..
this morning in jomeroom, pablo and carlos played guitar for the morning announcements....
Jomeroom by Egg007 February 9, 2010
Of or relating to gay subculture in Mexico. From joto/jota, Mexican for queer.
Pepe always knew he was gay, but he didn't really get involved in la joteria until he was 20.
joteria by Mateotihuacán June 11, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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