jooms 

huge perfect tits

One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".

DAMN check out those jooms on that chick!

jooms by junkywockeez April 16, 2010

Jooms 

Fucking weirdo. But I’d still die for him. Hella weird tho. Great friend, also a great person to span with the funny posts you find on Insta. Sucky Sucky. Also makes weird jokes.

Me: It’s pronounced Shadai
James: Oh okay, should I buy Gatorade today or tomorrow.
Me: ???
James: You know SHADAI.
Me: Ohhh (still confused on how on earth i would understand)
Thinks: Jooms, you hella weird. Fucking weirdo.

Jooms by ajfksds June 6, 2019

joonsexual

When someone is only attracted to Kim Namjoon from BTS.

Friend: Hey that guy is super cute you should go get his number!
Me: Sorry but no. Im Joonsexual.

Friend: You’re what?
Me: I’m Joonsexual

joonsexual by stanbts<3 September 28, 2020

Joomby 

Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.

Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.

Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018

Joosey 

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

Jootsie 

A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.

I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeño on my jootsie

Jootsie by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021

Joosab 

To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.

GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!

Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010