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Jon "JonTron" Jafari is an accredited internet phenom who has famously done many video game reviews including Daikatana and Bubsy. He is known for his obsession with Banjo Kazooie. He has a pet robot-bird named Jacques. Most recently he has worked with Egoraptor on a new youtube channel called GameGrumps.
JonTron aaaaaain't havin' that shit.
JonTron by BoopinAssUsername December 6, 2012
Words you can keep

JonTron Hootenannie 

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.
If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!

JonTron'd 

Term used when a situation is comparable to the one when Youtuber JonTron ended up in controversy, after stating red pilled information in a debate with known dwarf, Destiny, leading to getting kicked from his own website, losing and getting bashed by former friends/colleagues who Jon helped reach the fame they now have. This term is applied to those who suffer a similar situation, after stating opinions not welcome by others, leading to lose the reputation they once had.
Guy: Did you hear that they removed Notch's reference in Minecraft?
Guy 2: For the shit he said on twitter? Wasn't that game his creation on the first place?
Guy: He got JonTron'd, dude.
JonTron'd by Sospechosita March 29, 2019
Someone with this name has a big ass dick and has a good personality and also the person sometimes hits girls to flirt
My friend Jonthony has a big ass dick girl like that was a monster
jonthony by TheBeastJayteeXL November 3, 2019

Jontroversy 

Noun- From the root word of Jon meaning a retarded debate where you feel dumber for even participating in it. unnecessary drama. debating and trying to talk sense into someone who might as well be a wall with a face painted on it. Also see Jontroversial, which is knowing you do something fucked up but refuse to man up or admit to it.
Why waste you time in such a stupid ass jontrovery.

Yo that was the most Jontroversial shit you could have ever said, we should smack the shit out of you for starting the jontroversy.
Jontroversy by S. J Grove August 20, 2007
Sexiest man alive, commonly mistaken for a god. No known weakness.
Wow its JONATRON!!
JONATRON by anonymous December 22, 2021

jonatronsrblx_xoxo 

A mediocre tiktoker, and is a goofy editor
Kys jonatronsrblx_xoxo
jonatronsrblx_xoxo by Jonatrons April 9, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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