Definitions by FartFucker69
Mississippi Mockingbird
An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
Mississippi Mockingbird by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
alaskan pummelknuckle
A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
alaskan pummelknuckle by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017
JonTron Hootenannie
The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.
If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!
JonTron Hootenannie by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017
ice poseidon
A some-what relevant livestreamer on Twitch.TV, who was well known for playing Runescape before branching out into other games which are equally boring to watch. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.
We all watch Ice Poseidon to see him play games, but really were just waiting for someone to say "Nigger" and watch him get banned.
ice poseidon by FartFucker69 February 20, 2017
#mcchicken
The referral term for an infamous video where a black man thrusts his dick in between a McDonald's McChicken sandwich, resulting in his penis being covered in large clumps of mayonnaise.
#mcchicken by FartFucker69 February 15, 2017
WIDECOCK
WIDECOCK by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017
Urbandictionary Cancer
When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.
Urbandictionary Cancer by FartFucker69 January 27, 2017