12 definitions by FartFucker69
A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
by FartFucker69 June 22, 2017
The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.
If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!
by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017
by FartFucker69 March 25, 2015
When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.
Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!
Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014
When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.
by FartFucker69 January 28, 2017
An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
A some-what relevant livestreamer on Twitch.TV, who was well known for playing Runescape before branching out into other games which are equally boring to watch. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.
We all watch Ice Poseidon to see him play games, but really were just waiting for someone to say "Nigger" and watch him get banned.
by FartFucker69 February 20, 2017