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Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
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Locker room rumble

When two or more people engage in gay sex in a locker room.
Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014
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#mcchicken

The referral term for an infamous video where a black man thrusts his dick in between a McDonald's McChicken sandwich, resulting in his penis being covered in large clumps of mayonnaise.
by FartFucker69 February 15, 2017
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clownititis

When someone's skin tone appears as pale skin with red splotches, or when certain features of one face turn red while the rest of the face stays pale.
Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!

Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014
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alaskan pummelknuckle

A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!

Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017
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Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015
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JonTron Hootenannie

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.
If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!
by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017
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