Jonesburg 

A small town in mid Missouri w/ three bars, one gas station and whole lotta meth. Nuff Said.

A Russian fighter pilot lives here, they turn into Wolverines.

For real though... no cops. No rules. Drink beer all day..throw up, start drinking again.

No hookers but lots of whores... so that means free vag. Come on and pay a visit.

Peace. That is all, now good day!

Jonesburg is the schizzznat!!!!

Jonesburg by master_bates December 20, 2010

jonburger 

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.

Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.

jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014

Jonesboro 

A college town in the conservative, bible-thumping, gun wielding Delta region of Northeast Arkansas. Located roughly 80 miles west of Memphis, Tennessee. Also known as Jonesboring and Jonesboogie, Rockansas. Made the news in the last decade or so for the "Jonesboro Witch Burnings" and a school shooting.

Jonesboro is a crappy place to live unless you are a right-wing, Southern baptist.

Jonesboro by Glad to be out of there August 27, 2008

julesburg 

A crappy little hick town in Colorado where pretty women are scarce and the sasquatch like women abundant. Roughly 80 percent of the people there can fall under the term redneck, prep, or jock. A small percentage of others are just posers, and act like one of the terms I mentioned earlier. And even a smaller percentage of them are actually worthwhile people who are individuals and don't have their heads jammed up their own asses. Since the jocks, rednecks, preps, and posers get along so well, and theres so many of them, anyone else tends to become a loner. But when seeing what goes on between the others, they are happy for being a loner and feel a lot smarter.

To make things worse, the only thing that seems to matter to most of these people is the stupid high school sports teams, thinking that if you don't play every possible high school sport, you're doomed to failure, which every sensible person knows is not true

In the defense of Julesburg, just about every town around it is a lot worse, even though that may sound impossible.

You'll have a fine time in Julesburg if you can find a few of those diamond in the rough types and are good at ignoring douchebags.

I sure am glad im not from Julesburg and have to develope the ability to ignore everyone and search for diamonds in the rough to have a good time.

julesburg by Colin32 April 2, 2006

Johnsburg 

A small town in the northern suburbs of Chicago, famously mentioned by Tow Waits in his song, "Johnsburg, Illinois". Several nicknames given to the town include, "J-burg, J-Town, and Johns Burgers." Rumor is that a sub-section exists inside the town with the name "nah-linz". Experts say that if a "nah-linz" did exist, it would occupy no more than a half acre of in-fertile land.

I'm going to the farmers market in Johnsburg, it should be swell.

Johnsburg by the decisionmaker November 15, 2010

jonesboro, 

Jonesboro is in clayton county. the main hoods in jonesboro are tara blvd, valley hill, and oak run
the main entertainment for teens is "Da Clubhouse" on Tara Blvd
Has alot of dope boys and crazy people
real talk

The realest place in Clay Co is Jonesboro, most drug activity in relation to its size
second only to "Riverdale"

jonesboro, by D. Moni April 15, 2008

JaneBurgess 

JaneBurgess also known as Jane Burgess is what you call a trifling ass fat how who thinks she's a porn star. In reality it's what a washed up hoe is who once had pictures published in Hustler Magazine.

Infamous in the cam community as a hoe who doesn't work.

Also what you call a fat trifling hoe when she stalks people.

That JaneBurgess is a fat trifling hoe who doesn't work and thinks she's a porn star bc her pics were in Hustler in the 90's

JaneBurgess by JackieBoy1234 June 26, 2019