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Jonesboro 

A college town in the conservative, bible-thumping, gun wielding Delta region of Northeast Arkansas. Located roughly 80 miles west of Memphis, Tennessee. Also known as Jonesboring and Jonesboogie, Rockansas. Made the news in the last decade or so for the "Jonesboro Witch Burnings" and a school shooting.
Jonesboro is a crappy place to live unless you are a right-wing, Southern baptist.
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Jonesboro 

A city south of Atlanta, Ga, within Clayton County. It is the place that "Gone with the Wind" was supposed to have been set, so everything is called Tara.
The city is now a complete shit-hole.
Oh my God, your moving to Jonesboro? Do you own a gun?
Jonesboro by Bolt Vanderhuge November 14, 2011

jonesboro 

An awesome small town in Maine. It has about 500 people, a restuarant, and a gas station.
Jonesboro, Maine, USA
Jonesboro, Texas is a small, rural community in Texas that sits on the Coryell and Hamilton county lines, about 16 miles northwest of Gatesville. It’s best known for Jonesboro ISD and the Jonesboro Eagles. The Eagles are a powerhouse known all over the state of Texas for the town’s six-man football tradition.
You know you’re in Jonesboro when the whole town knows what you did before you even make it home.
Jonesboro by LKenworth August 23, 2026

jonesboro, 

Jonesboro is in clayton county. the main hoods in jonesboro are tara blvd, valley hill, and oak run
the main entertainment for teens is "Da Clubhouse" on Tara Blvd
Has alot of dope boys and crazy people
real talk
The realest place in Clay Co is Jonesboro, most drug activity in relation to its size
second only to "Riverdale"
jonesboro, by D. Moni April 15, 2008

Jonesboro Georgia 

A place that is filled with people who actually like NASCAR and is FILLED with rednecks when a race is going on.
"Oh don't go to rednecks Jonesboro Georgia they have rednecks there,"

Anna Jonesboro Community High School 

this place is on another level of fucked up, from people starting the Anti-Queer Association and making national news, to the principle saying racist things, the civics teacher walking in on teenage boys getting dressed for sports, and freshman already being knock up. very similar to a zoo.
This means a certain place is hectic or crazy. “This place is like Anna Jonesboro Community High School”.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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