Johnsburg 

A small town in the northern suburbs of Chicago, famously mentioned by Tow Waits in his song, "Johnsburg, Illinois". Several nicknames given to the town include, "J-burg, J-Town, and Johns Burgers." Rumor is that a sub-section exists inside the town with the name "nah-linz". Experts say that if a "nah-linz" did exist, it would occupy no more than a half acre of in-fertile land.

I'm going to the farmers market in Johnsburg, it should be swell.

Johnsburg by the decisionmaker November 15, 2010

jonburger 

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.

Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.

jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014

St. Johnsbury 

A place in Vermont where hicks, hippies and ex-crack addict wiggers with traces of mental retardation smoke meth and shoot up heroin out of complete and utter boredom. Besides the high, withdrawing is about the most fun you'll have in that shithole. They have a McDonald's, a school that demands its cock is sucked dry, a Chinese restaraunt only the owner's mother could love, and police that have nothing better to do but write tickets to people smoking cigarrettes. Everybody there wants to kill themselves and stuffs their body with heroin, nicotine and fast food to help move the process along. A town of faggots. It is New Englands unwiped asshole. Flush it down the toilet.

-New Yorker of Caucasian desecent: Man I sucked some dick in the St. Johnsbury McDonald's bathroom for some grade A heroin.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Ew dog, that's gross. You sucked someones dick?
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: Yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my ass cheek, chain smoking Newports or blowing my brains out.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, I feel ya cuz, I was tempted to tickle some redneck's asshole for some meth, but I just decided to slam my head against the wall until I was unconcious instead.
-New Yorker of Caucasian descent: I don't blame you, good thing were back in New York City. Hardy har har.
-New Yorker of African-American descent: Word, dog.

St. Johnsbury by Vermont Sucks December 17, 2008

Johnsbridge 

A colloquial name for St John's College, Cambridge.

Trinity College student: Damn, Johnsbridge beat us again - at everything!

Johnsbridge by Stevo the Tab March 25, 2007

johnsonburg

Johnsonburg is a town full of boogins and druggies that dont take showers. 90% are in poverty.90% are also either scene, goth, or emo. it smells like absolute crap everywhere you go and it's a complete disgrace to live in Johnsonburg.

"what's that's smell"
"Johnsonburg the beautiful town of druggies boogins and skanks!"

johnsonburg by Laura56889372929 October 31, 2013

johnberg

it can mean anything you want it to mean. Origionally created by the heady rippers of glastonbury, it can refer to a person, or an activity. or pretty much anything.

"I'm gonna go johnberg around for a while, do ya wanna come with me?"

"What does this crazy johnberg think he's doing?"

johnberg by heady ripper June 22, 2004

Joanzburg 

Can be defined as perpetual motion in relation to group sex in conjunction with the joanzburg effect.

A Joanzburg is also a dog owner who's dog is A) Effeminate B) Pussy or both A and B

Derived from the German term "Moanz" - (docile and monotone) the word Joanzburg was then used by Scandanavian scholars to express a state of mind during group sex.

"Those people over there are getting Joanzburged"

"He is such a Joanzburg"

"If Joanzburg was a Moanzburg, there could be trouble"

"Your dog is such a Joanzburg!"

Joanzburg by Moanzoid April 7, 2005