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jonarena 

Synonymous with Gonorrhea. A virus or drain on one's health. Can be identified typically through uncontrolled outbursts of emotional rage, incoherent excuses for socially unacceptable behavior, or other acts of extreme domestic, verbal, or automobile related violence.

Usually a byproduct of null brain activity due to the absence of 'the chipmunks refusing to spin the wheel.'
"He was pulling a jonarena as soon as I saw that blank look on his face..."
jonarena by Normalomg February 4, 2007
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A good young man that care for a lot of people no matter what he will still.He very cool and awesome
Jonavon is a good young man
jonavon by Clean boy February 3, 2018

jonavinn 

He is a lightskin dude.He got many chicks and most of the time forgets their names. He’s most likely a player and has curly hair. Girls call him daddie but he gets bricked when his homies

do.
Ayo have u seen Jonavinn?
Yea he with giving juan some brain
jonavinn by Wetback2021 November 23, 2021
Jonavan is a very nice person with a personality of sucking feet. Although he is very cocky in video games, he is also really cocky in real life at trampoline parks (mostly DEFY) He finishes all his school and then plays video games all day!
Oh my gosh Jonavan suck mah toes 🤗
jonavan by mannypannyweb May 31, 2021
Jonavin is around 5’6, and normally has sexy curly hair ;). a guy named jonavin is very funny, cutesy and a good friend. He has a humungo cock, so he’s a hella daddy. (I’m talkin like 13in girls) they can also be known ass jj but only a female specifically named amber can call him that. If you are dating, or are friends with jonavin make sure you keep him he’s a good guy! :))
Girl: “wow I can see that guys dick print through his pants”
Girl 2: “he must be a jonavin”
jonavin by Daddy amber July 24, 2019

jonvenette 

Ugly ass stank pussy bitch who fucks everyone.
Don't get yourself a jonvenette.
jonvenette by Genesis812 July 2, 2015
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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