He is obviosly the biggest and bestest boy of them all. He says no to being stinky and kicks ass at everything. Overall greatest person in existence
Dude 1:What are you doing

Dude 2: living like johnavon

Jumps off building doing a quadruple back flip through a ring of fire while monkey on back and lands it
by Big Boy Slade December 17, 2020
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ugly, rat, MY ugly rat 🙄.. and i love him very much anddd i would rate 10/10
johnavon is very.. fruity
by June 25, 2022
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