jonvenette 

Ugly ass stank pussy bitch who fucks everyone.

Don't get yourself a jonvenette.

jonvenette by Genesis812 July 2, 2015

JonBeneter

Men who search the internet for jail bait.

John was a JonBeneter who is now in jail when he got caught on TV trying to arrange a date with a 14 year old.

JonBeneter by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006

Jovelette

Wow, Where To Even Start Jovelette Is The Most Beautiful Jamaican Name And Girl A Person Could Ever Want To Be With Or Around. In Fact She Is A Very Brilliant Individual Who Loves To Be Happy, Loves To Be Around Those Who She Associate Well With And Love Ones. She’s Caring And Smart Very Attractive And Is Always Put Together At Any Given Moment...

Her Flaws May Never Be Shown So Easily If Not Around Often But She’s One To Keep And Cherish, And Never One To Lose..

I Love You

Ormsby ❤️

I Have The Most Beautiful Girl In The World. #Jovelette ❤️

Jovelette by My Handles November 24, 2021

jonnette

Jonnette is a fiery and funny girl. She has a few close friends who don't judge her. That's what she likes in a friend. Jonnette loves the sunshine and the seashore, though she'd rather lounge and people-watch than surf or play frisbee. Always looking for a new venture, whether a job or a hobby. She owns more saws than shoes, and won't be mistaken for a household lightweight. Do not ask her to get her husband's opinion.

A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly accused.

A Jonnette is highly opinionated but usually right. She bases her claims on facts, relying on vetted sources and surveys of her reliable friends.

A Jonnette is a great driver and loves to teach. But she expects people to pay attention and not doubt her.

A Jonnette is always right.

A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly-accused.

jonnette by Samcar1 March 6, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019