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jonvenette 

Ugly ass stank pussy bitch who fucks everyone.
Don't get yourself a jonvenette.
jonvenette by Genesis812 July 2, 2015
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JonBeneter

Men who search the internet for jail bait.
John was a JonBeneter who is now in jail when he got caught on TV trying to arrange a date with a 14 year old.
JonBeneter by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006
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Wow, Where To Even Start Jovelette Is The Most Beautiful Jamaican Name And Girl A Person Could Ever Want To Be With Or Around. In Fact She Is A Very Brilliant Individual Who Loves To Be Happy, Loves To Be Around Those Who She Associate Well With And Love Ones. She’s Caring And Smart Very Attractive And Is Always Put Together At Any Given Moment...

Her Flaws May Never Be Shown So Easily If Not Around Often But She’s One To Keep And Cherish, And Never One To Lose..

I Love You

Ormsby ❤️
I Have The Most Beautiful Girl In The World. #Jovelette ❤️
Jovelette by My Handles November 24, 2021
Jonnette is a fiery and funny girl. She has a few close friends who don't judge her. That's what she likes in a friend. Jonnette loves the sunshine and the seashore, though she'd rather lounge and people-watch than surf or play frisbee. Always looking for a new venture, whether a job or a hobby. She owns more saws than shoes, and won't be mistaken for a household lightweight. Do not ask her to get her husband's opinion.

A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly accused.

A Jonnette is highly opinionated but usually right. She bases her claims on facts, relying on vetted sources and surveys of her reliable friends.

A Jonnette is a great driver and loves to teach. But she expects people to pay attention and not doubt her.

A Jonnette is always right.
A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly-accused.
jonnette by Samcar1 March 6, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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