Johntavius

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A chill ass nigga that fucks with alot of people and don't fuck with alot of people. Mainly sticks to himself and is easy to make friends . Ghetto ass hell tho. Also has phenomenal head game

That nigga Johntavius a Cornball yo

Johntavius by Taylion October 18, 2022

Jontavious

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.

Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.

Jontavious by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016

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jontavius

A sweet;funny;hyper;playful;smart boy who likes to show what he has and has many friends

Hi jontavius how are you

jontavius by coolnunu July 25, 2014

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johntavia

is a girl who is sexy asf and can make a boy cry in 1 second. Also is good at sports and can do anything perfect. Also has no red flags.

johntavia is good at sports.

johntavia by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Jontavious Q

A really cool dude who has a Shlonky and Fucks ALLLL the bitches

Dude who heard what happened Jontavious Q fucked my mom and my grandma at the SAME time.

Jontavious Q by TOomp February 21, 2021

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johndarius

A savage ass lil boy

Johndarius is a savage ass kid.
He also don't play about his money .

johndarius by Johndarius June 18, 2018

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Jontavious

Jontavious is a fine loving man he will never give up his dream . He love many people most of his loves are Aniyah’s Jontavious and Aniyah’s are loyal they flirt at first then soon gets real and loyal

Aniyah : Hey babe
Jontavious:Hey I love you

Jontavious by Prettygirlfry April 19, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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