johnavitus 

Only happens to people
Named John

Oh shii I have johnavitus

johnavitus by Albert Eieston December 31, 2024

Johnitus 

The Use of "Leel", "Lel", and watching "Anime" are all symptoms of johnitus.
We can treat symptoms.

This kid is getting johnitus

Johnitus by Jski21 December 28, 2018

Johntavius 

A chill ass nigga that fucks with alot of people and don't fuck with alot of people. Mainly sticks to himself and is easy to make friends . Ghetto ass hell tho. Also has phenomenal head game

That nigga Johntavius a Cornball yo

Johntavius by Taylion October 18, 2022