Johnquavius

A name often attributed to person with many careers, degrees, and titles such as Doctor, professor, reverend, MD, JD, PhD, Eater of worlds, slayer of not just men, but women and children too.

Johnquavius is such a lifesaver, he told me: “finish your jump” and all of my life problems went away.

Johnquavius by EdgarAllanPoeUnenthusiast July 31, 2023

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Johnqauvis

Mostly a kind loving soul but can be an ass. Will aways have your back when on his good side has a very chill attitude but doesn’t know his limits. Considered sexy and cute but is jealous when you have the attention. Overall a funny guy and will make feel nice.

Damm he looking real Johnqauvis over there.

Johnqauvis by Jaquan32 November 21, 2021

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Johntavius

A chill ass nigga that fucks with alot of people and don't fuck with alot of people. Mainly sticks to himself and is easy to make friends . Ghetto ass hell tho. Also has phenomenal head game

That nigga Johntavius a Cornball yo

Johntavius by Taylion October 18, 2022

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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