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Johnquail 

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistant.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
smh johnquail
Johnquail by jayminaj April 29, 2011
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A really smart, cool girl who reads a lot and talks a billion miles an hour about anything and everything.
Person 1: Woah, who was that girl? She just came over, talked to me about something, and ran away!
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Jonquil she does that a lot. You'll get over the hit-by-a-bus symptoms soon enough.
Jonquil by xxxyyyzzz September 2, 2013
A type of flower, including narcissus, and daffodils.
Daffodils (a type of Jonquil) are those yellow flowers with the cup-like things in the middle
jonquil by quillbug.hp.lover December 23, 2011
asians who are dumb, not having a functional brian, slow.
man! how more johnqui can you be, the teacher repeated that like 4 times already !
johnqui by NickJamesY September 16, 2010

Johnquel 

Johnquel be the type of nigga that suck little dick and play basketball. He likes to eat ass flakes while he watches Sasha Vujacic drain 3 pointers for the Lakers. He is a straight up baller on the PS4 with a haircut that sometimes looks like Iman Shumpert. Will respond to you with things like "eat my ass" or "Fuck off". If you find a JQ, hold on tight cuz you found yourself a real nigga.
I saw a total Johnquel today.
Johnquel by ayyy boi March 23, 2016

Johntail 

little dick ass nigga who gets his heart broken from time to time
Lots of people are johntails in this world
Johntail by hugh munguslol October 16, 2016
Johnquice is a sweet and kind person and loves dragon ball z. He is also very funny, intelligent and has good aura. Someone to always keep as best friend . He is also a psychopath when it comes to protecting his family or friends.
Johnquice is a rare one to met
Johnquice by Langgo November 21, 2021
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