Johnnel 

A funny funny girl. She's very pretty, but sometimes slow. She's smart, and a nice person *sometime she can be a hoe"

Person 1: "Hey bro thats girl is so pretty"
Person 2: "She must be a Johnnel"

Johnnel by Stephen Harper July 4, 2018

Johnnoluck 

When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.

Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.

Johnnoluck by aphid2 November 27, 2016

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!

Johnelle’s are the best to have around

Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018

johnner 

That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...

Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.

johnner by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021

JohnnyLawrenceSexual

Being in love with Johnny Lawrence from the Karate Kid and Cobra Kai

I am JohnnyLawrenceSexual

JohnnyLawrenceSexual by Bathwater December 31, 2020

Johnel 

Johnel is boy that every girl want , his love is toxic. He’s so athletic it stands out more than his looks. What girl doesn’t want a man about his sports? He has a diamond touch he’s charming dressed up. He won’t break your heart.

“Omg bestie I just met a johnel”

Bestie: “BIHHHHH we gotta celebrate

Johnel by DayanaGotIt November 25, 2018