Johnatan is a better version of Jonathan. Johnatan is a very special creature. This animal can last very long in bed, and is very animalistic. Fast and stupid, all in one package.
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by SvarteStryk September 09, 2013
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"
by giantpenisfaggot December 02, 2020
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