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johnavon 

ugly, rat, MY ugly rat 🙄.. and i love him very much anddd i would rate 10/10
johnavon is very.. fruity
johnavon by anonymous June 25, 2022
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Johnaton 

Johnaton is a fine boy. He has a big sense of humor and an awkward laugh. He is tall and fun to be around. He is very unforgettable.
I have loved Johnaton ever since I met him.
Johnaton by Xaniqua October 30, 2018

johnavan 

A handsome guy who is different from others. He stands out in a crowd, and can easily make you happy. He's gentle, kind, caring, sweet, and so much more. He's gone through tough times, but has made it through them, and continues to carry on with life. Sometimes, he worries a lot, but that's okay. We all worry about things in life. He loves jelly babies, and loves his music. He's really amazing, and I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't met him.
Why aren't there more Johnavan's in the world?
johnavan by Nightmare_Fuel February 27, 2017

johnavin 

A sexy and strong man who is usually really (funny). He has a large cock and and great personality. He is loyale,rich and polite. He kills people with his incredible fortnite skills.
"Omg Johnavin is so hot".
johnavin by SupperDupper December 9, 2018
A good young man that care for a lot of people no matter what he will still.He very cool and awesome
Jonavon is a good young man
jonavon by Clean boy February 3, 2018

jonnavon 

Damn you should fuck jonnavon he got a big dick
jonnavon by JonTheDon April 6, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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