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Anyone named John Luke is pretty much the most awesome person you'll ever meet. And he's great in bed, ladies. Aside from his good looks, height, athletic body; he's a lover not a fighter, but don't get any ideas cause he's also a fighter. He can put out a fire by simply telling it to go away. If you plan on staying in his bed yoga and stretching are recommended for your safety.

This can also be used as a verb for a sexual position.
"I got John Luked so hard last night"
"We did it Luke style"
John Luke by Denise Richards69 November 30, 2011
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A John-Luke is a cool and chill person, very intellectual, and has a good sense of humor. Usually the nice one in a group of guys that will stick up for people.
Why don't you try to be John-Luke?
John-Luke by felixconsummatio October 27, 2011
a bitch ass nigga. a pussy ass bitch who is black, with a small dick.
You just pulled a John-luke move.
john-luke by cardiab May 8, 2018

JOHN-LUKE TREADWAY 

John-luke treadway Someone who has there dick in one hand and a drink in the other. And cant use ether right.
That guy is a john-luke treadway. And cant figure out how to pull a door.

The John Luke Picard 

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

Johnluke 

The one boy who's perfect. He's sexy, funny, and well-rounded. He looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They are always passionate about their relationships, so consider it lucky if he's your girlfriend.
Oh my god! He's almost as charming as a Johnluke!
Johnluke by Xx_Diet_Coke_xX June 11, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026