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'You are luked'

'I am luked'
by MeganLouise September 24, 2008
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1.To get luked can mean several different degrating things. To get punked, slapped or punched in the face, or to get something stolen from your face like a punk.

2.To spend all of your money at the bar, or spend it all on drugs.
1.Damn dude he just luked you for your tips.

2.Damn yo last night i Luked my pay check at the bar.
by sdbigdog October 12, 2007
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Someone who’s had too much to drink. Usually people with a low tolerance to alcohol.
Oh he’s had a pint and he’s drunk? He’s pulled a luke!
Or ‘oh he’s had a pint? He’s luked!
by UrbanClann May 30, 2018
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The act of traveling from the middle of nowhere to a cool city and drinking to excess, spending a lot of money, eating 5lbs of Mexican food, passing out at your friends apartment, waking up the next day and dispensing digested Mexican food and stench through out your friends apartment.
' I am gonna get so Luked tonight! '
by Lukesbff May 16, 2009
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To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.
An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke
by Yes Its Me Again February 14, 2013
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Luke is a guy who is tired of people coming up to him and saying "Luke, I am your father" but other than that Luke's are very out going guys who are always willing to lend a hand. They are athletic, good looking guys that every girl would kill to date. They are friendly and will do anything they possibly can to help someone out.
Some guy: Luke, I am your father!
Luke: Dude, stop saying that!

Some girl: I would totally marry Luke!
Other girl: I would change our last name to skywalker!
by Cally Gieser August 13, 2013
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Someone who struggles to express how he really feels. He often ruins things without thinking about what he is saying and immediately regrets it but always tries to apologize afterwards. Luke always tries hard to fit in and it doesn't always work and will change his personality depending on who he is surrounded by. Although, a Luke has many friends but still somehow feels lonely. He has one special person in his life who means everything to him and breaks him apart when they ignore him which happens often if he messes up. A Luke has a loud and contagious laugh along with a great sense of humor and usually uses sarcastic comments to ruin a serious moment. He can get very self conscious about himself and beats himself up over small things. He overthinks situations and sometimes finds it hard to show the people he cares about that he is grateful for them. He will stay up to text you all night and listen to your problems but sometimes might fall asleep. A Luke is a perfect friend and turns to sad music and chocolate when he is upset.
person 1: Did you hear about what Luke said?
person 2: Yeah, sometimes he says things before he thinks.
by xemmsx January 4, 2020
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