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A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of identical circles.
That treadway is a walking computer virus; don't let him into the computer labs.
treadway by anon March 28, 2005
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A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of ellipses.
That treadway is a walking computer virus; please don't let him into the computer labs.
treadway by David MacDonald April 2, 2005

Steven Justin Treadway 

A fuck boy who lives in a trap house and lies
Steven Justin Treadway bullshitted me and now I don't trust him

JOHN-LUKE TREADWAY 

John-luke treadway Someone who has there dick in one hand and a drink in the other. And cant use ether right.
That guy is a john-luke treadway. And cant figure out how to pull a door.

Justin Treadway 

I hope I can be Justin Treadway, even just for a day
Justin Treadway by GalacticAss September 10, 2016

Mr.Treadway 

A person with great intelligence in music but is the most annoying person you will meet,he always gets mad at the trumpets
-Hannah- did you hear mr.Treadway getting mad at the trumpets

-payton- hell ya
Mr.Treadway by Payton Elkins October 29, 2019

Michael Treadway 

There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.
You’ve never heard of Michael Treadway? Man, you must not be in band, huh!
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