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Johnluke

The one boy who's perfect. He's sexy, funny, and well-rounded. He looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They are always passionate about their relationships, so consider it lucky if he's your girlfriend.
Oh my god! He's almost as charming as a Johnluke!
by Xx_Diet_Coke_xX June 11, 2018
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John-Luke

A John-Luke is a cool and chill person, very intellectual, and has a good sense of humor. Usually the nice one in a group of guys that will stick up for people.
by felixconsummatio October 27, 2011
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John Luke

Anyone named John Luke is pretty much the most awesome person you'll ever meet. And he's great in bed, ladies. Aside from his good looks, height, athletic body; he's a lover not a fighter, but don't get any ideas cause he's also a fighter. He can put out a fire by simply telling it to go away. If you plan on staying in his bed yoga and stretching are recommended for your safety.

This can also be used as a verb for a sexual position.
"I got John Luked so hard last night"
"We did it Luke style"
by Denise Richards69 November 30, 2011
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jonluke

a young skinny fellow, very much into being one with nature, doesn't like materialistic things, has a deep care/concern for people, in his own little world, has no sense of rules/laws/boundaries, can make any situation fun with his unique personality, and loves Alyson Stoner and Melody Makhfi dearly.
dick pussy drugs crack zombies raves asshole queef baths massages jonluke
by Melody & Alyson October 21, 2009
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JOHN-LUKE TREADWAY

John-luke treadway Someone who has there dick in one hand and a drink in the other. And cant use ether right.
That guy is a john-luke treadway. And cant figure out how to pull a door.
by Your mammas keeper August 16, 2019
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The John Luke Picard

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!
by Crusader001 June 17, 2009
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Jonluke

A stingy fat French kid that eats all day.
Stop being such a Jonluke and and stop eating burgers!
by Chicharito619 December 4, 2010
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