John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 1, 2021

Sir Louis John Howard

Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.

Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"

by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021

John Howard

Australia's Prime Minister. AKA: Mr Sheen the cleaning man. (most aussie's would understand this)

id vote for john howard if he went on national television and admitted he was secretly Mr Sheen

by Elle644 August 27, 2005

john howard

Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.

John Howard just repealed the "Unfair Dismissal Act"......you all lose your jobs!

by Fedor August 11, 2005

John Howard

(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.

(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.

Dave is such a John Howard he bought the boss' wife a present.

by Em Dee September 30, 2005

John Howard

Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.

John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."

by Danforth April 18, 2006

John Howard

Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?

Rove doing his John Howard jokes again. (in a john howard voice)

by Blah` September 25, 2005