John Howards
used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
John Howards by Sydsal June 1, 2021
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Sir Louis John Howard
Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.
Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"
Sir Louis John Howard by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021
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John Howard by Elle644 August 27, 2005
john howard
Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.
john howard by Fedor August 11, 2005
John Howard
(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.
(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.
(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.
John Howard by Em Dee September 30, 2005
John Howard
Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.
Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."
Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."
Dude 2: "Ghey."
Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."
Dude 2: "Ghey."
John Howard by Danforth April 18, 2006
John Howard
Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?
John Howard by Blah` September 25, 2005
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