John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 01, 2021

rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 04, 2017

Steven Bradburied

It means to come first because you're the last person standing based on his performance in the 1,000 m event at the 2002 winter olympic of Stwven Bradbury. All of his opponents were involved in a last corner pile-up and he sailed thru to win from last place.

"he didn't earn it. He just Steven Bradburied his way into the job"

by Sydsal June 01, 2021