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J-Jogging
Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).
A form of exercise.
A form of exercise.
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Jogging
Wrist Jogging
Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!
Wrist Jogging by Snarfy June 7, 2009
jogging pants
Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.
jogging pants by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009
Foreskin-jogging
Foreskin-jogging by Cappy1 June 12, 2004
jogging
It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
jogging by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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