Joels

The distance between the two aureolas

how many joels have you got?

by ebradley April 20, 2018

joels mom

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh

I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane

by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019

Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)

Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"

by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021

joels diner

Leftover restaurant food reheated from the previous night. This diner, also makes mac n cheese and forgets to add the cheese, so you will receive just the mac. Also, if your food has to be grilled, your food will smell like burnt hair. (from the cooks eyebrows)

Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.

by feastmeister February 23, 2017

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014

Vinesauce Joel

A Swedish streamer whos most known jokes are of a bootleg videogame of Mario, and screaming "louter, pee pee poo poo, and other beautiful Swedish words.

You stink of pee pee poo poo

Oh god its Vinesauce Joel

by Vinesauce Joel June 6, 2019