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Joëlson 

A name for a god like being. This person is most likely to be friendly, effortlessly hilarious and an overall nice person. This person will never judge you for you. Although this person wil have an opinion, he/she won't use it against you but tries to give you advice.
You're a saint, a savior, all with all a typical Joëlson.
Joëlson by Leavesaroundautumn November 21, 2021
Words you can keep
The kind of guy you meet and is unlike any other you’ve met in the best way possible! He looks like what you’d consider a vogue model to look like. He’ll treat you like a Queen and expect you to treat him like a King. He’ll listens to your heart. Joelson’s are typically athletic and are likely to participate in some type of cardio encouraged workout like swim or boxing. They are normally intelligent and always innovative. Finally Joelson is someone that if he loves you, don’t let him go!
You dating a Joelson??

Yes!
You’re so lucky! 😩
I know, we’re gonna get married!!!
Joelson by Your Bear 🐻 October 17, 2022
Latin in Origin/Caribean. The Son of mother Earth. Derives from Herson (Her son) someone stubburn, stong will, determind, Independent and very giving. Humble like a lamb but if provoked will turn into a Lion - visious and heartless.
Very creative with good sence of reality.
The name can sound like Helson, Gelson yelson with a "J" sound.
Jelson by jelsongon July 9, 2010

Jolson's Law 

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.
"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
Jolson's Law by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011
A process where rocks fall from the sky.
its joelonging now!
joelong by puwed November 10, 2013

Jolson Disciples

An upstart street gang hailing from the suburbs of Las Vegas, mainly Henderson and Summerlin. The "JD's" (pronounced yay-dees) are a predominantly white gang specializing in the sale of counterfeit drugs and stolen fast food gift cards. Allegedly founded by late vaudvillian Al Jolson, the JD's motto is "en al confiamos" (trans. "in al we trust").
I was thinking about pledging the Latin Kings or maybe the MS-13, but when the Jolson Disciples made me an offer, I felt like the prettiest girl at the dance!
Jolson Disciples by DMZ19781 June 14, 2008

joesonghamnida

why are you writing in fucking korean? take your sorry ass to a korean-english dictionary.
someone:"Joesonghamnida, oppa"
something:"what the fuck i'm not that old"
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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