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The kind of guy you meet and is unlike any other you’ve met in the best way possible! He looks like what you’d consider a vogue model to look like. He’ll treat you like a Queen and expect you to treat him like a King. He’ll listens to your heart. Joelson’s are typically athletic and are likely to participate in some type of cardio encouraged workout like swim or boxing. They are normally intelligent and always innovative. Finally Joelson is someone that if he loves you, don’t let him go!
You dating a Joelson??

Yes!
You’re so lucky! 😩
I know, we’re gonna get married!!!
Joelson by Your Bear 🐻 October 17, 2022
Latin in Origin/Caribean. The Son of mother Earth. Derives from Herson (Her son) someone stubburn, stong will, determind, Independent and very giving. Humble like a lamb but if provoked will turn into a Lion - visious and heartless.
Very creative with good sence of reality.
The name can sound like Helson, Gelson yelson with a "J" sound.
Jelson by jelsongon July 9, 2010

Jolson's Law 

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.
"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
Jolson's Law by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011
A process where rocks fall from the sky.
its joelonging now!
joelong by puwed November 10, 2013

Jolson Disciples

An upstart street gang hailing from the suburbs of Las Vegas, mainly Henderson and Summerlin. The "JD's" (pronounced yay-dees) are a predominantly white gang specializing in the sale of counterfeit drugs and stolen fast food gift cards. Allegedly founded by late vaudvillian Al Jolson, the JD's motto is "en al confiamos" (trans. "in al we trust").
I was thinking about pledging the Latin Kings or maybe the MS-13, but when the Jolson Disciples made me an offer, I felt like the prettiest girl at the dance!
Jolson Disciples by DMZ19781 June 14, 2008

joesonghamnida

why are you writing in fucking korean? take your sorry ass to a korean-english dictionary.
someone:"Joesonghamnida, oppa"
something:"what the fuck i'm not that old"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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