Joehoes

A slang term used for the cult of Jehovah's Witnesses.

This morning a group of Joehoes came to my door and started to try to preach to me about Jehovah!

I keep telling this Joehoe I'm Roman Catholic, but he doesn't listen and still tries to have me sign up for his Joehoe Watch Tower magazine..?

I heard the Joehoes believe that Jesus Christ died on an upright stake instead of a cross!?

Look at that Joehoe run! Run Joehoe! Run!

Joehoes by granttheman June 24, 2013

JoeHoe 

Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.

That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.

JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009

Trader JoeHoe 

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.

They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!

Trader JoeHoe by hidekoeng December 14, 2008

Joehoez 

A pet name given to the highly popular band 'The Jonas Brothers'
Although many people dislike this band for one reason or another, they be hella rich, so I am guessing they don't care.
But you can keep on dissing them all you want, you Wal-Mart employee, you.

1. Maria Rosa, the slota, got tickets to go to the Joehoez concert! What a sacapuntas.

2. My friend Leona is ugly and I hate her, mostly because she snagged a pair of the Joehoez's underwear. Unfortunately, they were clean.

Joehoez by H*ck Yeah February 16, 2009

Johoes 

The Fandom Name For The Best Youtuber JoJoSpotlight. (join the fandom)

Emily:Are You Apart Of The Johoes?

Lucas:Yes, I love JoJoSpotlight's videos so much!

Johoes by itsjustemz April 25, 2020

johoes 

The REAL name for the jonas brothers. Fun to say.It will also piss any fans of the johoes. So that makes it even more fun to say.

Jonas(s) fan: OMJ i LuV tHe JoNaS bRoThErS!!!!1!! tHeY r HaWt!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.

johoes by MasterofPuppets165 May 3, 2010

Joe hoes 🎄🎅 

An amazing groupchat full of amazing hoomans such as natalie,marie,gaby,vanessa,mai,jen,paulina,lauren,alli,sam,abbie,barbara,taylor,jewls,maddie,kenna,emily,and tiffany and then theres alexa that single illiterate hooker

Joe hoes 🎄🎅 best gc on twitter.

Joe hoes 🎄🎅 by lex.golden December 20, 2019