Joehoez 

A pet name given to the highly popular band 'The Jonas Brothers'
Although many people dislike this band for one reason or another, they be hella rich, so I am guessing they don't care.
But you can keep on dissing them all you want, you Wal-Mart employee, you.

1. Maria Rosa, the slota, got tickets to go to the Joehoez concert! What a sacapuntas.

2. My friend Leona is ugly and I hate her, mostly because she snagged a pair of the Joehoez's underwear. Unfortunately, they were clean.

Joehoez by H*ck Yeah February 16, 2009

JoeHoe 

Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.

That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.

JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009

Trader JoeHoe 

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.

They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!

Trader JoeHoe by hidekoeng December 14, 2008

JoHoez

The JoHoez, or what fanzombies call them, the Jonas Brothers, is a stupid rock band made up of 3 faggots named Dick, Hoe, and Pevin.

These faggots have done a lot of shit to mess up the world.

First, they have made thousands of little girls obsessed with their gay ass voices and made them "dumb in the head".

Second, they, along with the other hundreds of stupid disney stars, have ruined and made gone CLASSIC DISNEY. You know, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and other good shows.

Third, they have caused internet war and madness. Currently, there is a fight between fangirls and haters hosted by the stupid video site YouTube in which every day, hundreds of stupid little girls comment on the JoHoe page hoping they got on and read their comments.

What they don't know, though, is that they actually don't even know how to use a computer, much less the interwebz. The people who DO log on is their parents and representatives.


So still, till this day, the war rages on. The JoHoez will have to die one day though, whether it be from diabeetus or AIDS from having group sex with Hannah Montana

Those fucking JoHoez are getting on my nerves...

The JoHoez like to masturbate

Buttsex

Have you ever heard of the jonas brothers terrible music?

-yeah, they make my ears bleed like crazy.

faggots

JoHoez by JoHoez December 16, 2008

Joehoes

A slang term used for the cult of Jehovah's Witnesses.

This morning a group of Joehoes came to my door and started to try to preach to me about Jehovah!

I keep telling this Joehoe I'm Roman Catholic, but he doesn't listen and still tries to have me sign up for his Joehoe Watch Tower magazine..?

I heard the Joehoes believe that Jesus Christ died on an upright stake instead of a cross!?

Look at that Joehoe run! Run Joehoe! Run!

Joehoes by granttheman June 24, 2013