Johoes
Johoes by itsjustemz April 25, 2020
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johoes
The REAL name for the jonas brothers. Fun to say.It will also piss any fans of the johoes. So that makes it even more fun to say.
Jonas(s) fan: OMJ i LuV tHe JoNaS bRoThErS!!!!1!! tHeY r HaWt!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.
johoes by MasterofPuppets165 May 3, 2010
johnessa
A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016
Johnesha
the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.
boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019
Johnest
(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill
Johnest by DominoRussia May 6, 2021
JoHoe
A girl of any shape size or variety obsessed with the jonas brothers, usually seen wearing t-shirts, binders coverd in youngest (jail bait) Jobro and annoying Tokio Hotel fans.
They stalk them have rooms covered in them and obsess over songs singing about girls named Mandy in Australia with diabetes in year 3000 who are burning up.
They stalk them have rooms covered in them and obsess over songs singing about girls named Mandy in Australia with diabetes in year 3000 who are burning up.
Common JoHoe convo.
"OH MY GOD. I LOVE JOBROS. LYK DO HAWT!!!! I WANNA RAPPPPPPPEEE HIIIIIIS PURIIIIIITTTY RIIIIIIING! BURN MILEY! HES MINE!"
"OH MY GOD. I LOVE JOBROS. LYK DO HAWT!!!! I WANNA RAPPPPPPPEEE HIIIIIIS PURIIIIIITTTY RIIIIIIING! BURN MILEY! HES MINE!"
JoHoe by SIOBHAN MADE THIS PHRASE. February 22, 2009
Jhoesan
<noun>
(1). An immortal entity older than the universe itself. This being is so powerful, it can solve complex equations in just quarters of second. It morphs into human form because fuck roaming the universe right?. It stayed and helped humans build the pyramids and other Engineering marvel with it's knowledge.
(2). Believed to be the origin of knowledge on the Milky Way Galaxy.
(1). An immortal entity older than the universe itself. This being is so powerful, it can solve complex equations in just quarters of second. It morphs into human form because fuck roaming the universe right?. It stayed and helped humans build the pyramids and other Engineering marvel with it's knowledge.
(2). Believed to be the origin of knowledge on the Milky Way Galaxy.
Her ideas are brilliant, I think she's really a Jhoesan disguised as Susan.
I heard you're a Jhoesan, can you help me with calculus?.
I heard you're a Jhoesan, can you help me with calculus?.
Jhoesan by dobbyhasnomastr June 10, 2021
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