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one who thinks they are the shit and above the law when really they are just a narrowminded pain in the ass, dumbass, or any other kind of cockblock.
Don't be a fucking joe-bag!
joe-bag by God____ November 15, 2010
Words you can keep
Popular word in east Tyrone and north Armagh for condoms.
Here lad, do you have any joe-bags?
Joe-bag by OGarmaile January 2, 2019
Male Hoe Bag especially named Joe. Likely Gen X former college athlete but you wouldn't know it. Was a bit of a hoe bag in high school and college. Privilege maxxing followed into the family business like Real Estate or Sales role. Drives Mercedes. Nice tier vehicle. Has beers at lunch on company card. Verbally Acknowledges HR violations on self and others in casual conversations to promote healthy camaraderie. While the term might present as negative. It's actually used correctly in self reflection or term if affection with coworkers. Joe Bag is actually very likeable and decent human.

In Spanish, Joe Bag can be pronounced with an H sound or Y sound.
Joe: i was a total Joe Bag in high school. I was sticking it in anything I could.

Friend: Joe was a Hoe Bag, wait Joe Bag. ~ in reference to younger days well lived that are not sustainable long term.
Joe Bag by NoKinchesAllowed July 24, 2026

Joe Bag'o'Donuts 

a common phrase used in Mr Will's history classes, referring to your average Joe or someone he may have ran into while at the submarine races or drinking his root beer. he's a bodiless entity, one that can be used to fill in the hole that people constantly come across when "point making" within the classrooms at Tiverton High School.
"I don't give a damn if the president or effing ...Joe Bag'o'Donuts comes here"

"These Cuban cigar stores, they just don't care who walks in as long as you got the money, it can be someone as old as me, someone as young as you or Joe Bag 'O' Donuts!"

sleepy joe bag 

Hey weed is legal

Yeh fool can you get me a Sleepy Joe bag
sleepy joe bag by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020

sleepy joe bag 

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe
sleepy joe bag by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020

a bag of joe 

something that is very useful
WOW! That new car is a bag of joe!
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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