Definitions by NoKinchesAllowed
Joe Bag
Male Hoe Bag especially named Joe. Likely Gen X former college athlete but you wouldn't know it. Was a bit of a hoe bag in high school and college. Privilege maxxing followed into the family business like Real Estate or Sales role. Drives Mercedes. Nice tier vehicle. Has beers at lunch on company card. Verbally Acknowledges HR violations on self and others in casual conversations to promote healthy camaraderie. While the term might present as negative. It's actually used correctly in self reflection or term if affection with coworkers. Joe Bag is actually very likeable and decent human.
In Spanish, Joe Bag can be pronounced with an H sound or Y sound.
In Spanish, Joe Bag can be pronounced with an H sound or Y sound.
Joe: i was a total Joe Bag in high school. I was sticking it in anything I could.
Friend: Joe was a Hoe Bag, wait Joe Bag. ~ in reference to younger days well lived that are not sustainable long term.
Friend: Joe was a Hoe Bag, wait Joe Bag. ~ in reference to younger days well lived that are not sustainable long term.
Joe Bag by NoKinchesAllowed July 24, 2026
Kinch
Someone who is not allowed. A directive to remove someone from a group activity or location. Or prevent them from access. A man in Kelso, WA.
No Kinches allowed! I tried to go to this basketball game but there were No Kinches allowed. Instead of doing parachute in PE I got Kinched and had to run wrestler laps.
Kinch by NoKinchesAllowed February 21, 2024