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Popular word in east Tyrone and north Armagh for condoms.
Here lad, do you have any joe-bags?
Joe-bag by OGarmaile January 2, 2019
Male Hoe Bag especially named Joe. Likely Gen X former college athlete but you wouldn't know it. Was a bit of a hoe bag in high school and college. Privilege maxxing followed into the family business like Real Estate or Sales role. Drives Mercedes. Nice tier vehicle. Has beers at lunch on company card. Verbally Acknowledges HR violations on self and others in casual conversations to promote healthy camaraderie. While the term might present as negative. It's actually used correctly in self reflection or term if affection with coworkers. Joe Bag is actually very likeable and decent human.

In Spanish, Joe Bag can be pronounced with an H sound or Y sound.
Joe: i was a total Joe Bag in high school. I was sticking it in anything I could.

Friend: Joe was a Hoe Bag, wait Joe Bag. ~ in reference to younger days well lived that are not sustainable long term.
Joe Bag by NoKinchesAllowed July 24, 2026

Joe Bag'o'Donuts 

a common phrase used in Mr Will's history classes, referring to your average Joe or someone he may have ran into while at the submarine races or drinking his root beer. he's a bodiless entity, one that can be used to fill in the hole that people constantly come across when "point making" within the classrooms at Tiverton High School.
"I don't give a damn if the president or effing ...Joe Bag'o'Donuts comes here"

"These Cuban cigar stores, they just don't care who walks in as long as you got the money, it can be someone as old as me, someone as young as you or Joe Bag 'O' Donuts!"

sleepy joe bag 

Hey weed is legal

Yeh fool can you get me a Sleepy Joe bag
sleepy joe bag by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020

sleepy joe bag 

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe
sleepy joe bag by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020

a bag of joe 

something that is very useful
WOW! That new car is a bag of joe!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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