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jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
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to impress jodie foster 

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon
JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016
One-of-a-kind, unique, different.
What an original, such a Jodine!
Jodine by OMD Oh my dog January 8, 2012
Jodine is a walking miracle, she is the most beautiful thing in the room, she is God's gift to the Earth. She is slow to trust in order to make sure that the people she spends her emotional dollars on are worth her time and energy. She is smart, funny, strong independent, and intoxicatingly gorgeous. Be carful not to look at her for too long because you will fall under her spell and you will be crippled by her beauty. She is a listener and will help you grow as an individual and reinforce every value that you hold dear. She is demanding but that is because she demands greatness and will not waste her time with people who want less for themselves than she does. As a friend she gives wonderful and insightful advise and will stick her neck out for you. On top of that she will do right by you every time she gets the chance. Do not miss out on the chance to befriend a Jodine. As a girlfriend she is the Premium Unicorn package in that she is so magnificent that it is hard to believe that a person like her actual exists. She will not argue with you but instead would prefer to have a productive conversation. She is a bit of a hatter, but that is because she values humility. She can do anything you can do, just better. If you find yourself in a relationship with a Jodine, it's time to congratulate yourself, you hit the jackpot. She is most compatible with a Samuel.
Hey ma I found myself a Jodine
Jodine by Spidey The Terrible August 8, 2019

dave and jodie 

Two of the hottest people on earth!!! Great lovers and the bestest of friends.
Man!!, I wish we were dave and jodie , they have great sex,then go shopping
dave and jodie by Super D 08 November 27, 2020